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Two to Thirteen

Usagi's picture

Two days
An eternity
Two years
An instant
Two hours
The longest of my life.
Mints flavor my breath
As I wait
For the birthday
That will never come.

This was written by my brother. He doesn't have an account, so I'm posting it here.

"In this life that we call

"In this life that we call home, the years go fast and the days go so slow."

-Modest Mouse, "Heart Cooks Brain"

:)

mixedmusic333's picture

I like this. Tell your

I like this. Tell your brother MM's impressed.

Usagi's picture

I just did. He said "Well,

I just did.

He said
"Well, that was my
inspiration for the day.
I'm glad she likes it."

mixedmusic333's picture

Sounds like a cool kid.

Sounds like a
cool kid.

Usagi's picture

For a little brother. His

For a little brother. His favorite pastime is annoying me.

apples's picture

This is really good! Hmm...

This is really good! Hmm... but isn't annoying the older sibling the job of the younger one???
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

Usagi's picture

True that...he's actually

True that...he's actually quite inventive about it. Like inserting my name or "my sister" into the songs he's singing for chorus, or sneaking into my room when I'm on the computer and reading over my shoulder.

NeonKiwi's picture

Ugh.

I have exactly the same problems as you, Usagi.
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Purple penguins rock my socks.

apples's picture

Is he doing that now? I just

Is he doing that now? I just kinda sense some... emphasis on those last few words. But hey, at least he's not 5... it's much worse when they're 5.
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

Usagi's picture

Ah! I hope not. I'll just

Ah! I hope not. I'll just have to keep checking.

When he was five, I was seven. I don't really remember much from then except he liked to follow me around. Still does. I think it's a second-child thing. I, on the other hand, would love if he left me alone some of the time.

But he's a good writer, when he does. He doesn't have an account here (thank gods!) because he doesn't think he's good enough. But he is.

apples's picture

Well.... I'm 16 and she's 5

Well.... I'm 16 and she's 5 and I always have to play with her. I'm probably gonna suffer Saturday night and all of Sunday since I'll be in Montpelier all day... thank the gods for that one...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

Usagi's picture

Ooh...I have to babysit him

Ooh...I have to babysit him so he doesn't blow the house up or something (which he's actually quite liable to do.) He's generally okay except he refuses to listen to me about anything, even what he wants to do. And I have to keep him away from coffee. He likes it, and believe me, he does NOT need more caffeine.

apples's picture

My sister always argues with

My sister always argues with me when I babysit her... and then I get in trouble for it! And she adores soda... but we usually give her diet soda or sprite....
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

NeonKiwi's picture

Umm...

Do you win the arguments? I really do think that younger siblings do act the way they do for some reason involving the fact that they are the younger one.
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Purple penguins rock my socks.

Usagi's picture

Oh, I hate that. It's so

Oh, I hate that. It's so often my brother's unwillingness that makes things go wrong, but miraculously it's always my fault.

This is why my main source of income is pet-sitting, not babysitting.

apples's picture

He he he... I can get my

He he he... I can get my sister to act like a dog sometimes... and she behaves...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

Usagi's picture

I should try that. "Eric!

I should try that.

"Eric! Sit up! Roll over! Play dead!"

apples's picture

He'd think you're crazy...

He'd think you're crazy... even though I'm sure you are by now...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

Usagi's picture

Thanks. I'm

Thanks. I'm flattered.

Actually, yeah. Driven to insanity by my little brother...and my Japanese course...Help! I don't know how to say "Help" in Japanese. Must look up.

apples's picture

Oh! Man.... I forgot what I

Oh! Man.... I forgot what I was gonna ask you how to say in Japanese... I was gonna be like "Emily, *****" but now I forgot....... *sniffle*
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

Usagi's picture

Greenie's favorite phrase is

Greenie's favorite phrase is "Shizukani baka," which translates roughly to "shut up, idiot." Often she just says random syllables and people think she's cursing them in another language.

apples's picture

Hmm.... he he he... wait....

Hmm.... he he he... wait.... desn't "baka" have 2 k's???
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

Usagi's picture

Probably. I was typing fast,

Probably. I was typing fast, and I'm used to seeing it in hiragana.

apples's picture

No... you were right,

No... you were right, there's only one...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

apples's picture

Listen... I'm 11 and a half

Listen... I'm 11 and a half years older, so you'd think I would. Bu NOOO... she ALWAYS has to have her way and won't give in until I agree.... and then she decides that she's too mad at me to play with me...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

NeonKiwi's picture

Hmm...

If my brother is losing and he knows it, he always says to "Drop it." I'll try to say something more, and he'll just keep saying "Drop it." If I try to change the subject, though, he'll say something to take us back to whatever the problem was.
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Purple penguins rock my socks.

apples's picture

He's younger right? IDK...

He's younger right? IDK... sometimes the older sibling is bad (not that you guys are). writingdog gas some bad stories about her older sister...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

NeonKiwi's picture

Yah.

He's the younger one. But hey, all of us are older, so...
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Purple penguins rock my socks.

Usagi's picture

Ugh! My brother says he

Ugh! My brother says he needs my help, then acts so awful and refuses to listen to anything I say.

"Eric, you need to make an equation--"

"That's not what I learned! That's not how you do it!"

apples's picture

I hate that.... so I don't

I hate that.... so I don't help anyone ecxept Babbit with Math...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

Usagi's picture

I only like helping Greenie.

I only like helping Greenie. She listens to me.

apples's picture

I know.... and that's why I

I know.... and that's why I like helping her... even though she is currently doing better thatn me in Pre-Calc...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

Usagi's picture

Just say it's because of

Just say it's because of your assistance that she's doing so well.

apples's picture

Yeah! She's sitting next to

Yeah! She's sitting next to me and sucking away all my brain juices... mu ha ha ha... she's a bad partner... so distracting...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

Usagi's picture

Ha--I have somebody like

Ha--I have somebody like that in a bunch of my classes. *cough*Greenie*cough*

But another friend of mine is very smart and very competitive, so sitting near him means my work is done in record time.

apples's picture

My work is always done in

My work is always done in record time.... and trust me, Babbit's way worse. We started talking about how our math teacheer is a ninja with an evil twin who is also a ninja... good stuff... though it was partially my fault.
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

Usagi's picture

Is that why you posted

Is that why you posted 'NINJAS!!!!' yesterday?

apples's picture

He he he... maybe.... I WAS

He he he... maybe.... I WAS talking to her when I posted it... via IM of course... but still.... it's a LONG story and you really wouldn't understand. Not even the brain understands us now.... that's how bad we're getting...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted

NeonKiwi's picture

Hmm...

Partially, eh? Hm. You should see Alyssa, Chelsey, and me in math class. Snickle rootbeer... Good times, good times...
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Purple penguins rock my socks.

Usagi's picture

Greenie plus Usagi equals

Greenie plus Usagi equals "twenty-four hours and a cucumber sandwich!"

NeonKiwi's picture

Yeah, well,

Wimpogs are greater than or equal to pi over 1-gig.
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Purple penguins rock my socks.

Usagi's picture

Ha!

Ha!

Okay, bye.

NeonKiwi's picture

Biya!

Bye...
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Purple penguins rock my socks.

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