Two to Thirteen

Two days
An eternity
Two years
An instant
Two hours
The longest of my life.
Mints flavor my breath
As I wait
For the birthday
That will never come.
This was written by my brother. He doesn't have an account, so I'm posting it here.
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"In this life that we call
"In this life that we call home, the years go fast and the days go so slow."
-Modest Mouse, "Heart Cooks Brain"
:)
I like this. Tell your
I like this. Tell your brother MM's impressed.
I just did. He said "Well,
I just did.
He said
"Well, that was my
inspiration for the day.
I'm glad she likes it."
Sounds like a cool kid.
Sounds like a
cool kid.
For a little brother. His
For a little brother. His favorite pastime is annoying me.
This is really good! Hmm...
This is really good! Hmm... but isn't annoying the older sibling the job of the younger one???
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
True that...he's actually
True that...he's actually quite inventive about it. Like inserting my name or "my sister" into the songs he's singing for chorus, or sneaking into my room when I'm on the computer and reading over my shoulder.
Ugh.
I have exactly the same problems as you, Usagi.
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Purple penguins rock my socks.
Is he doing that now? I just
Is he doing that now? I just kinda sense some... emphasis on those last few words. But hey, at least he's not 5... it's much worse when they're 5.
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
Ah! I hope not. I'll just
Ah! I hope not. I'll just have to keep checking.
When he was five, I was seven. I don't really remember much from then except he liked to follow me around. Still does. I think it's a second-child thing. I, on the other hand, would love if he left me alone some of the time.
But he's a good writer, when he does. He doesn't have an account here (thank gods!) because he doesn't think he's good enough. But he is.
Well.... I'm 16 and she's 5
Well.... I'm 16 and she's 5 and I always have to play with her. I'm probably gonna suffer Saturday night and all of Sunday since I'll be in Montpelier all day... thank the gods for that one...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
Ooh...I have to babysit him
Ooh...I have to babysit him so he doesn't blow the house up or something (which he's actually quite liable to do.) He's generally okay except he refuses to listen to me about anything, even what he wants to do. And I have to keep him away from coffee. He likes it, and believe me, he does NOT need more caffeine.
My sister always argues with
My sister always argues with me when I babysit her... and then I get in trouble for it! And she adores soda... but we usually give her diet soda or sprite....
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
Umm...
Do you win the arguments? I really do think that younger siblings do act the way they do for some reason involving the fact that they are the younger one.
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Purple penguins rock my socks.
Oh, I hate that. It's so
Oh, I hate that. It's so often my brother's unwillingness that makes things go wrong, but miraculously it's always my fault.
This is why my main source of income is pet-sitting, not babysitting.
He he he... I can get my
He he he... I can get my sister to act like a dog sometimes... and she behaves...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
I should try that. "Eric!
I should try that.
"Eric! Sit up! Roll over! Play dead!"
He'd think you're crazy...
He'd think you're crazy... even though I'm sure you are by now...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
Thanks. I'm
Thanks. I'm flattered.
Actually, yeah. Driven to insanity by my little brother...and my Japanese course...Help! I don't know how to say "Help" in Japanese. Must look up.
Oh! Man.... I forgot what I
Oh! Man.... I forgot what I was gonna ask you how to say in Japanese... I was gonna be like "Emily, *****" but now I forgot....... *sniffle*
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
Greenie's favorite phrase is
Greenie's favorite phrase is "Shizukani baka," which translates roughly to "shut up, idiot." Often she just says random syllables and people think she's cursing them in another language.
Hmm.... he he he... wait....
Hmm.... he he he... wait.... desn't "baka" have 2 k's???
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
Probably. I was typing fast,
Probably. I was typing fast, and I'm used to seeing it in hiragana.
No... you were right,
No... you were right, there's only one...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
Listen... I'm 11 and a half
Listen... I'm 11 and a half years older, so you'd think I would. Bu NOOO... she ALWAYS has to have her way and won't give in until I agree.... and then she decides that she's too mad at me to play with me...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
Hmm...
If my brother is losing and he knows it, he always says to "Drop it." I'll try to say something more, and he'll just keep saying "Drop it." If I try to change the subject, though, he'll say something to take us back to whatever the problem was.
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Purple penguins rock my socks.
He's younger right? IDK...
He's younger right? IDK... sometimes the older sibling is bad (not that you guys are). writingdog gas some bad stories about her older sister...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
Yah.
He's the younger one. But hey, all of us are older, so...
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Purple penguins rock my socks.
Ugh! My brother says he
Ugh! My brother says he needs my help, then acts so awful and refuses to listen to anything I say.
"Eric, you need to make an equation--"
"That's not what I learned! That's not how you do it!"
I hate that.... so I don't
I hate that.... so I don't help anyone ecxept Babbit with Math...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
I only like helping Greenie.
I only like helping Greenie. She listens to me.
I know.... and that's why I
I know.... and that's why I like helping her... even though she is currently doing better thatn me in Pre-Calc...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
Just say it's because of
Just say it's because of your assistance that she's doing so well.
Yeah! She's sitting next to
Yeah! She's sitting next to me and sucking away all my brain juices... mu ha ha ha... she's a bad partner... so distracting...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
Ha--I have somebody like
Ha--I have somebody like that in a bunch of my classes. *cough*Greenie*cough*
But another friend of mine is very smart and very competitive, so sitting near him means my work is done in record time.
My work is always done in
My work is always done in record time.... and trust me, Babbit's way worse. We started talking about how our math teacheer is a ninja with an evil twin who is also a ninja... good stuff... though it was partially my fault.
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
Is that why you posted
Is that why you posted 'NINJAS!!!!' yesterday?
He he he... maybe.... I WAS
He he he... maybe.... I WAS talking to her when I posted it... via IM of course... but still.... it's a LONG story and you really wouldn't understand. Not even the brain understands us now.... that's how bad we're getting...
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The crimson tears of slaughter flow eternally through the sands of time... ~Self Quoted
Hmm...
Partially, eh? Hm. You should see Alyssa, Chelsey, and me in math class. Snickle rootbeer... Good times, good times...
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Purple penguins rock my socks.
Greenie plus Usagi equals
Greenie plus Usagi equals "twenty-four hours and a cucumber sandwich!"
Yeah, well,
Wimpogs are greater than or equal to pi over 1-gig.
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Purple penguins rock my socks.
Ha!
Ha!
Okay, bye.
Biya!
Bye...
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Purple penguins rock my socks.