One Sentence *Ninety-One through One Hundred*

91: When he couldn't find the clip, I undid it for him.
92: He used to slit his wrists and tell me it was my fault, but I loved him all the same.
93: I said "yes" but I meant, "Please let me leave."
94: He's not dead.
95: The man behind the counter glanced at me with a condescending look as he rang up my purchases.
96: I knew even though it was nice lingerie, she wouldn't sleep with him.
97: I'd like to kiss her, if only once.
98: My baby blanket was green.
99: I've always hoped I could be more real than the drugs.
100: I'm really God, but no one knows except for my prophets on YWP.
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100. made me laugh a
100. made me laugh a lot.
I've read all of these, I just don't comment them enough. You have a one-sentence gift.
97. more than once. 100.
97. more than once.
100. All hail.
You got to one hundred!
You got to one hundred!
Ninety-four: Yes. He isn't.
yes, I've reached 100! I'm
yes, I've reached 100!
I'm so proud of myself!
thanks to you and everyone else for feedback, inspiration and support
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"Characters are only the pawns of Reality, and reality must begin somewhere." ~Self Quoted
Yay! 100! This is
Yay!
100!
This
is e
xcit
ing!
Yeah 100! I love it! *and
Yeah 100! I love it! *and it's so true... heh heh heh....*
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Sometimes, I wonder if love is good or bad.... It can make you feel like you're higher than the tallest mountain, or it can make you feel like the lowest person on earth.....
AHHH! 100! (Big number!
AHHH! 100! (Big number! Scary!)
All hail the great PT. Those who do not bow down shall be pointed at and mocked.
Woot woot!!
Woot woot!!
Ow ow!
Ow ow!
I'm bowing. Although a book
I'm bowing.
Although a book I just read tells me to worship a water tower, PT actually has personality.
And she's way cooler.
Oh--
Godless?
That book made me think.
i loved that book and
i loved that book and invisible, they both made me cry so hard
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"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell,
I might as well do it thoroughly."
-Edward Cullen, Twilight
I think that book makes a
I think that book makes a better case against nontraditional religion than for it.
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"It's either broken or it's French."
so now someone challenges my
so now someone challenges my Godliness.
I see.
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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
-Voltaire
Real Eyes: realize: real lies