I'm just too masculine
Why is it
Boys can’t hula-hoop?
And have you ever
Seen them try?
They concentrate real hard an all
But just can’t
make that hoop fly.
They all have this notion
To spin that ring real fast.
Thinking if they hope
the spinning motion’ last.
The beads inside simply rattle
With no smoothness to the sound.
They bounce around on boys hips
Just to smack the ground.
And maybe it’s because
They have a bulge within their pants
That gets caught up on the hula-hoop
So boys just simply can’t.
