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14. Procrastination. If you had more time, you’d be able to put it off longer. What do you put off to the last moment? Why? Tell a story about how you just barely got something done in time – or didn’t.
Alternate: Splat! Use that word in a story or a poem.

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Hand Writing II

Usagi's picture

I’d rather eat shorts--an NPR series I’ve been instructed to look up. This was one result of a long walk with Eliza after the poetry slam on Saturday, when I was shivering from the adrenaline letdown and just needed to walk it off. Eliza is a very good person for that. We had a rhythmic, slam-like conversation that was mostly in iambic pentameter.

Seventeenth-century swear words--someone in my workshop group used a modern swear in her poem that was set in the sixteen-hundreds. She was told to search for era-appropriate profanity.

Tertacular--A word that Greenie made up at approximately midnight yesterday. Or, actually, probably today. It means, “amazing in an unsatisfying way.”

Response poem--never got that.

Goose--what I sounded like all today whenever I tried to talk. I finally decided just to stay quiet through all of the morning. Besides, my throat hurt when I said anything containing an “h.”

Therapeutical--a Greenie quote from this morning. Apparently, that’s what Champlain College’s Mac lab is. And this is the girl who can't stand Macs.

"Nice iris." "It’s actually a day lily, but I ate half of it.” My workshop leader and Aedan (I think that’s it--all I remember is that it was spelled rather uniquely), talking about a flower tucked in Aedan’s pale dreadlocks.

Fuck you, Geist. Alright, so I was mad.

Ink poisoning--Something I’d better look up, since I’ve been writing so much on my hand. Oops.

georgia_peachy's picture

These are so funny; i start

These are so funny; i start laughing like crazy and I don't even know you :)

Sometimes I do this but on paper and then I go back to read everything and nothing makes any sense.

You should get a notepad. That'll cure the ink poisoning.

miss_literal's picture

hehehe...I especially like

hehehe...I especially like the last two.

greenie's picture

I didn't know you'd written

I didn't know you'd written those down. I shall have to be more careful with what I say in fits of randomness and insanity. Hmm... maybe I just shouldn't speak at all.

Love this whole idea by the way.

Geist's picture

Ouch. These are extremely

Ouch.

These are extremely entertaining to read.
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"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." -William Dement

misilover's picture

Love the exchange between

Love the exchange between Jenny and Aedan.

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