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Allo, mates.
Did you find it?
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...
Yes.
Ello guvena, MCDONALDS MAN!!!!!!!!!
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift that's why it's called the "present"
Oh my French-toast-flipping-God,
That was hilarious.
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...
Hi.
How's life today?
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"I am the black keys."
Wait for it -
Redundant.
Is this a good or bad
Is this a good or bad redundant?
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"I am the black keys."
Just...
Normal redundant.
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...
Oh
Oh.
Is normal good or bad?
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"I am the black keys."
*pulls out hair*
I dunno. It's just normal.
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...
Oh. Okay... Um, are you
Oh.
Okay...
Um, are you running tomorrow?
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"I am the black keys."
Yep.
I am running tomorrow.
*jumps up and does some weird pose, causing self to hover in mid-air before crashing to the ground in a sobbing heap*
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...
But
There, there, don't sob now.
'Tis making me sad.
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"I am the black keys."
Oh, I
I'm not actually sobbing. Twas a figure of speech.
(Not really, though, I suppose.)
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...
Oh...
Oh...
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"I am the black keys."
Question:
What's with the black keys?
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...
Um
Um, ya know like on a piano?
How people don't normally play the black keys if they read music?
It's sort of like that, like you have to be different to really know me...
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"I am the black keys."
Hm.
That's an interesting concept...
Me likes.
;)
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...
Thanks
Why, thank you!
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"I am the black keys."
Yeah!
This always happens. I go on when you guys are on and i have to go. :( Bye.
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift that's why it's called the "present"
Oh, okay... But... why?
Oh, okay...
But... why? *whimpers*
Bye.
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"I am the black keys."
No!!
Alyssa... you can't... you can't leave! *sobs*
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...
Wait!
Oh, right now!!!
If you haven't heard the song Telegraph by Drake Bell, you have to.
And the whole thing.
Not just part of it then give up.
The whole thing.
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"I am the black keys."
Oh, Pepper.
(Heh. Pepper.)
Come off it -
you know I've listened to the song.
[And, by the way, I like it.]
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...
Oops
Oh. Right.
But too many people judge when they hear the whole, "Drake Bell" part.
He's actually really good.
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"I am the black keys."
Well, yah.
And he's so hot.
Like, zomg, zing!
*snickers*
I love pretending to be normal.
(It's funny.)
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...
Lol
Hahahaha
I can't stop laughing now
Jeez, first Kristin now you...
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"I am the black keys."
Oh,
Don't you worry.
I couldn't ever act like that
un-mockingly.
Phew.
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...
Phew.
*wipes brow*
Good to know.
(I probably could if I had to.
Some people are hot, you know...)
*starts laughing uncontrollably*
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"I am the black keys."
Oh, my god.
*falls on floor laughing*
Oh, you're funny. I like you.
Wanna come live in my house?
*sides literally split from laughter*
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...
Darn.
I have to get off...
I'm sorry...
You can call, though, I think...
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"I am the black keys."
Oh.
Okay.
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...
May I be a part of this
May I be a part of this super cool forum for super cool people?
*Civ*
Why, yes.
Of course, oh mighty member of the Pizza-Nasty Pentagon.
;)
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~ NeonKiwi ~
just picture my hands around your throat...