Timeline of our Pathetic Lives
We start out as babies
Formed in our mother’s wombs
So dependent on that one women
When we reach infancy
We test all limits
No matter how big or small
We walk into our toddler years
Playing and laughing
Learning to talk and walk better
We shoot up to a child’s age
Talking and walking with ease
Figuring out the world for ourselves
We enter the preteen stage
Reaching puberty and getting taller still
Nervously awaiting our teenage years
Now we’re teenagers
Raging hormones and testosterone
Mixing and mingling and first dates
Well, we’re legal now
Playing drinking games
And studying for college exams
Now we’ve graduated college
Finding a job in corporate America
So nervous about job interviews
Welcome, now we’re in our midlife crisis
Everything in the world seems to be going wrong
It’s a crazy roller coaster, filled with ups and downs
We reach the death of us
Gasping for our last breath
Telling everyone we’ll miss them and love we love them
And then, as soon as the cycle starts,
It’s over
