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14. Procrastination. If you had more time, you’d be able to put it off longer. What do you put off to the last moment? Why? Tell a story about how you just barely got something done in time – or didn’t.
Alternate: Splat! Use that word in a story or a poem.

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Steps of My Life

Submitted by Logan_B on November 20, 2008 - 09:39.

Step 1. Open eyes. Seeing is important for future steps.
Step 2. Create future steps.
Step 3. Think about what the stages have to do with the future.
I like turtles.
Not teenage turtles, or mutant turtles, or even ninja turtles.
I especially do not like teenage mutant ninja turtles.
Prefer unicorns, I do. (speak like Yoda)
My hand is getting all hurty and stuff. (stop speaking like Yoda)
Yes I did.
No you cannot read it yet. This is not what I signed up for.
I was prepared for fluffy chainsaw’s and exotic basketball hoops.
You’re so random!
OOH!! A fish just drove by! You missed it, though.
I wonder if it’s going humaning. I don’t know dude!
The surfboard says to go straight, but I don’t know… I don’t know.
My doctor says I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape….
I told him not to send me a bill until I pay him.
Pizza bologna hot sauce elephant shoes disgusting randomly.
Writing the right excuse me.
SNEEZE!!! Sorry about the wait.
Table 12! Your dinner is ready. Just to let you know, your bowtie in on water.

Wow!!!! you deffenitly do

Submitted by Only CMB on November 20, 2008 - 10:18.

Wow!!!! you deffenitly do put some random things in there so it makes it a little bit confusing on how your life would go. Maybe some people are that way and you'd be a perfect person for it. Favorite part "Not teenage turtles, or mutant turtles, or even ninja turtles.
I especially do not like teenage mutant ninja turtles."

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I like the last line. It

Submitted by civilized on November 20, 2008 - 17:01.

I like the last line. It made me smile. :)
*Civ*

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