Realist Dream

You know, I've been called a cynist.

But I've always thought of myself as a realist.

I have dreams, too.

Fantasies.

A sexier version of myself walking in slow motion down a runway-like corridor. Lights flashing, silhouetting my body. Pre-teens in tee shirts asking for my autograph. Book signings.

So you see, realists can have unrealistic dreams. That's why they're called dreams.

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