spray

Ode To The Weird Cheese In A Spray Can
Submitted by pineapple_babbit on January 3, 2008 - 20:45.Oh weirdo cheese that comes in a spray can.
You are so unique,
Unlike any other cheeses out there,
Your color.
It is one of the most unnatural,
Neon orange colors I have ever seen.
Your texture is that of oil paint.
No other cheese is like that,
Unless it is melted.
Also,
The “Do Not Refrigerate” sign
Around your neck
Makes me wonder.
Why Not?
What are you made of?
