my dog rohda

my dog rhodas dumb
her brain is made of chewing gum
biting me wont make me play
please will ypu just go away
we had this talk earlier today
my dog rhodas dumb
i put her in a doggie race
she somehow got -8TH PLACE!
you shouldve seen the judges face 
when they realized she was dumb
yesterday at around 8:00
i was getting her food (cause she hadnt ate)
i gave it to her and SHE ATE THE PLATE!!!
why must you be so dumb?
even though she has no brain,
for her i would punch a train
and walk 10,000 miles in the rain
cause she's my dog. (and shes dumb)